
Go out into the world and dare to explore what none have ever experienced. Here to the right you will see the amazing ability that the invisibility cloak will provide! Be prepared to stun and amaze friends all around you. Be just like the wizard boy Harry Potter! Constantly get the question; where did you go? With this amazing and real life invention, go where no man can see you. Behold the secret of invisibility; simply by wearing a cloak. Through this special offer, the cloak can be yours for only three easy payments of $39.99. This offer is limited to the U.S. and Canada. Do not walk in dangerous intersections while wearing the cloak as it may result in death or serious injury. Our scientists have developed this patented technology to work without fault. So far none of our customers have returned their life changing and highly satisfactory cloaks. If you are tired of the same old routine, break loose and disappear behind our cloaks of invisibility.
1 comment:
I wouldn't buy an invisibility cloak. First, magic is lame and horrible. Secondly, responsibility is important, this cloak would cause serious problems. I wouldn't want to be asked where I was. Fame is a fickle friend as Lockheart says. To improve this invention, make it not invisible.
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