If I were to create a holiday, I would definitely propose a holiday of skipping school day! I would call is National Skip School Day. It would be around May 15th when everyone is dog tired of school and itching to get out of their own dark prisons. This tradition would start out of pure rebellion. So a liberating color such as white, yellow, or bright cheery colors would encompass the landscape as all students refuse to get up and participate in a ritual that should not be so draining or demanding. At eleven a.m. every student would release balloons into the air to show the liberating feeling of not being weighed down by influences of the world. Students would get together at friends houses and throw parties and cut loose. Homework would be burned as a sign of our time and dreams and hopes being crushed by the educational system. Egging and putting graffiti on your school is a tradition and a sign that you appreciate the highly flawed system. Toilet papering and putting bags of dog droppings on fire in your favorite administrators lawn as a sign of highly deserved commission is in order. For the highly respected and cool teachers in the school, they get to take the day off and enjoy a break from their highly demanding jobs (including you Mrs. Decker.) Going to a place with a beach and throwing a party there would not be out of the ordinary. Serving snack foods is tradition, because that is all we survive off of in school and need to keep up our malnutritioned diets. Actually eating well is not really an option in school, so keeping up with what makes up our diet is important.

Law

If I were to make a law I would instantly overturn the supreme courts decision to make abortion legal. What women are doing in abortion clinics is legalized murder. To have this law passed would guarantee that no more legalized deaths are enacted. Yes, it is tragic when you hear of the stories of twelve and thirteen year old girls being raped and end up pregnant as a result. However sad it may be, it does not improve the situation any to abort a child that the young lady may have not wanted to kill in the near future. Statistics have been documented that prove abortions cause uterine problems, sterility, and other serious medical conditions, only indicating that the fetus should not have ever been aborted in the first place. Now people may ask what other alternatives there are out there to abortion and the answers are very simple to that that don't involve the final result killing the potential to create a human life; a human being like you and me. Adoption is a much more humane resolution to an already uncomfortable situation. For those younger women who are banned from their houses due to the negative stigma put in place by their parents, society, and whatever else it may be, government funding should be allocated toward sheltering these cast aways to ensure the survival of both the child and the fetus. Studies have also proven and shown that women have a tendancy to be depressed and remorse for the child they chose to murder. I believe that is another way mother nature indicates that abortions are immoral and unjustifiable in any circumstance. Another question I have for people who decide that abortion is remotely justifiable is why is it anywhere near acceptable to "right a wrong" or "remove a burden" or even "to keep me from shame" by killing the potential of a living, breathing, undeveloped human? In the animal kingdom, kangaroos give birth to marsupials which in essence can be compared to a human fetus. They must develop in the pouch of their mother for an extended period of time before they are ready to be fully born into the world. And it strikes me odd that these mother kangaroos DO NOT go around killing and crushing their marsupials (sarcasm). So if I was to vote for or against abortion, I would make it illegal and find no excuse to ever resort to such an awful practice. What about the back alley butchers you ask? I say if a woman believes it is her right to kill another living, breathing, undeveloped human being, then it is her right to be exposed to the potential to kill herself from infection, or what have you that could go wrong in a back alley butcher procedure. The one thing I can commend President Bush for is that he has made restrictions on abortion under his administration. So the next time you think of a fetus being scraped away from the only chance he has of survival, or even being sucked into a vaccum like tube away from his mother; think about how your parents decided not to do that to you as a fetus, and how that fetus could have had the cure for cancer, or be your next significant other. Vote no for abortions!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vote for the right to live!!!!!!!!!!

Here to the right you will see a squirrel like falcon. I will call it a fuirrel. The fuirrel resides in the northern most parts of North America and bits of Canada. He mostly eats little rodents such as mice, acorns, seeds, and grass clippings. As we can tell he has the dietary preferences of a normal hawk and squirrel. To avoid national attention, he stays high up in the trees that have a lot of shading. On his back resides a tiny pair of wings. They do not look like they would be able to support his body mass, but surprisingly do. Able to adapt well to urban expansion, these creatures live within the backyards of most. Due to misconceptions, these animals are feared and not highly respected. They are thus the target of many hunters. People have also taken to shooting them in the backyards, and even setting up traps to kill them. Little do they know how harmless and friendly these little critters actually are. Aside from the claw marks they leave on housing, they are harmless, quiet and shy by nature.

Go out into the world and dare to explore what none have ever experienced. Here to the right you will see the amazing ability that the invisibility cloak will provide! Be prepared to stun and amaze friends all around you. Be just like the wizard boy Harry Potter! Constantly get the question; where did you go? With this amazing and real life invention, go where no man can see you. Behold the secret of invisibility; simply by wearing a cloak. Through this special offer, the cloak can be yours for only three easy payments of $39.99. This offer is limited to the U.S. and Canada. Do not walk in dangerous intersections while wearing the cloak as it may result in death or serious injury. Our scientists have developed this patented technology to work without fault. So far none of our customers have returned their life changing and highly satisfactory cloaks. If you are tired of the same old routine, break loose and disappear behind our cloaks of invisibility.

The dock lay waiting for someone. During my summer, this is where a portion of my summer was spent. To be honest, going around this dock time after time made the whole world stop and time was no longer an issue. Deadlines, work, and meetings all stopped and were no longer important. The matter at hand was the beauty around this place. How the dock made the world all stop and stay still for one moment in time, made all of the woes of yesterday seem insignificant. I stood with content that I felt as if I had been everywhere I needed to be and here I was looking out at the dock. It was like I had become as calm as the ocean I was overlooking. The lights were like the thoughts popping into my head and I became consumed with the thought that I was nothing in this universe. I then realized that this image was an image of perfection. And if perfection means absolute beauty, then why do we love the flaws in life? Standing with thoughts consuming my head, I began to undress. I jumped in the ocean and became lifeless. Realizing my life was full, the water became my blood. And then a thought floated in my head that we need to conserve and protect what beauty is. I just couldn't imagine what my life would have been like without knowing this place. After boarding a plane in the airport, it finally hit me that without these places in life, I would go mad.

as a celebrity

The website was so hot! :) And on top of it it listed all of the things going on in my life. My new reality series My New BFF is full of people who are hot in their own way. ;) Lets see I have been at the opening of some new restraunts and clubs here in the past few weeks which was totally fun! Oh and of course if you wanna be hot you would have to have been tanning like me. Lets see i've been up to some interviews with magazines like In Touch Weekly and Entertainment tonight which was totally worth going on and telling the world what my time in prison was like and of course my new show for all of my fans. Oh and like totally i've been wanting to have a duet with my dear friend Britney, but of course we just have to go through the recording process and all that good stuff. :) Also I was thrilled to give an award to Britney at the VMA awards which was totally fun! And of course we went to the after party of the VMA awards. What girl doesn't need a little fun in her life? ;) Oh and lets see I went to the Rosevelt Bar a few days ago and chilled with my sister Nicky. How fun! Oh and like I totally had to stop the documentary screenings of my new documentary which was not at all fun. But I figured that by doing this it would create a bigger stir behind my show. So why not give the fans what they want right? :) Oh and lets see I am starting to feel the emptiness of the partying scene so I guess I need to surround myself with more guys right? :) Anyways I loved the site cuz it's all about me and my going ons so yeah that's hot! http://www.parishiltononline.net/page/4/

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The fairy godmother replied to her crying my dear crying won't bring back your dress so the fairy godmother waved her magic wand and her dress and hair became jello free and she thanked the fairy godmother Then she said thank you sooo much for everything that you have done With pleasure she hugged her and said now I must go to the wedding and be the most beautiful flower girl in the pictures

The bride to be had been waiting an extraneous time for her soon to be husband to arrive to the wedding and start the banter Whilst everyone was out enjoying the company waiting for the wedding to take place she began to ponder where the one thing she truly needed most out of everything (the love of her life) on this day was. Frantically and not giving a second glance to the vivacious stares of the crowd she began to wonder out looking for her love She wandered outside to the cloudy skies that had now become the backdrop for her wedding Looking frantically around she not once noticed the eyes that had been able to bore into her very soul and be able to make her feel eternally loved Then as she looked into the balcony she noticed those very eyes However they looked glossy with a pained and angry intensity behind them She then noticed he had a gun Unaware of her lovers intent a bullet shot through the crowd and she couldnt move quick enough away from it and then her dress shone in the bright red of blood and another shot was heard and then a thud on the balcony indicated he had shot himself too

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The little girl in her dress for the big wedding had been ruined. What was she ever to do? The jello mix had been spilled on her from her cousins. She started crying thinking that she was not going to be able to go to the wedding. Then something amazing happened as she looked around a fairy god mother had appeared making her feel better. "My dear why are you crying?" she asked. "My dress is all ruined and I will not be able to go to my aunt's wedding.